As one of the sections of the site with jokes, a rather unique style of humor. An ordinary person can write short poems about love or about his parents, but only a few are able to translate humorous fantasies into poetic form. And in order to want to download poems and make you laugh until you cry, for this the author must have real talent.
Personally I really like funny poems. It doesn’t matter what topic they are on, the main thing is that the poem makes you laugh. Although, it is possible to single out poems about work as a separate category, since most of these works are written in a form that mocks work, and therefore almost every poem about work makes readers smile.
Few readers are able to read a long verse to the end. But in vain. Indeed, in long poems, the cheerful denouement most often comes precisely at the end, and when we read the poems to the end, we understand that we did not waste our time on them. However, little poems are still in great demand among readers. That's why short funny jokes are more popular than long jokes.
Easy Poems
The main content of humor in rhymed form is easy poems. They don’t force you to think about global issues and don’t bother you while reading. On the contrary, light poetry is very easy to read, which is why readers like it so much. And even the first poems of beginning poets are often presented in a light, humorous manner so that readers can relax during the reading process.
IN Lately find worthy ones funny poems not so simple. Most Internet sites are chasing the number of jokes, completely neglecting quality. Therefore, poems begin to lose popularity over time, but the genre is very, very funny. For example, short poems about doctors, alcoholics or drug addicts are much more fun to read than just their images. Of course, funny photographs of these people also make you laugh, but they can hardly compare with a good poem.
As for our site, we can safely say that we have collected here the best poems from all over the Internet. Moderators carefully select the best poetic creations so that the reader can believe in the powerful ability of rhyming works to cause laughter. In addition, readers can download funny poems and catchphrases so that they can greatly amuse their friends during evening gatherings.
If you love me,
I promise to be faithful.
If you beat me,
Then you will walk with horns.
I love you like summer
Only you disappeared somewhere
You walk, wander and feel sad,
And you won't visit me.
Life without men? Yes, this is nonsense!
How can you live without your soul mate?
Although they cause a lot of troubles
And a sea of tears, not tears...
I vote for men
After all, we are one, inseparable!
What a joy it is to submit to them,
And happiness is to rule over them!
I love you like this life
There will be no one more expensive.
Who else do I need to treasure?
If not by you? After all, you are everywhere.
Even more than I love myself
I love you, you know this!
If I lose you,
It's not worth living in this world!
Darling, you're disturbing me from sleeping!
Stop it soon
To enter my dreams without knocking -
I'll heat up the frying pan...
We are in the blue twilight, like drunk people
walked with you to nowhere
and I kiss spicy lips
I saw “yes” in your eyes.
and somewhere there in the acacia bushes
on a branch in drops of dew
like a white flag of surrender
you ditched your panties.
My light, mirror, tell me,
Tell me the whole truth!
Am I the dumbest person in the world?
More useless and drunker?
The mirror says in response:
You're an idiot, no doubt about it
But he lives in this world...
There are two thirds like you here.
My dear, I'm not a shark,
Not dangerous, that's the cross.
But you were blown away like the wind,
You'll get tired of running, honey!
Don't consider me impudent
If you want, even scold him.
Love not from under the stick,
Open your heart wide open.
I don't understand why you're cowardly
Are you slipping away like a burbot?
The elbow is close, you won’t bite,
I'll be there for the other one!
Five minutes for you to get ready,
You can do it even without a coat.
Let's close the curtains tighter,
So that no one can jinx us!!!
A shadow flashed across her beloved’s face.
And a look flashed, so usually meek.
The last thing I remember that day
There was a black disc of a cast iron frying pan.
The female age is flying by like crazy!
Today - a proud beauty!
And tomorrow - veins, cellulite,
Blues and shabby gait...
Girls, don't lose tact,
While your blood is still flowing!
Feel free to make contact
While the man is offering...
Dreams are forgotten. The pain subsides.
The wounds are healing. Time is changing.
Fates are broken. People change.
Feelings are lost. The masks are removed.
Views are changing. My thoughts are racing.
Something is there. Something is lost.
Time is changing. Worried.
And it is forgotten. Life goes on.
You can't understand a man with your mind...
Logic and science are powerless!
If you give yourself to him, the whore will say,
If you don’t give in, the bitch will say!
I love it when you stand in family rooms,
You stealthily stroke your tender tummy.
I love it when you crunch the seeds,
It’s like walking along the sea coast!
I love it when you wash your socks...
You put gloves on your hands.
Gloves get dirty from sadness.
You don’t notice such melancholy.
I also love the snoring that I hear,
When you turn over on your back again.
I'm so tired from snoring, honey.
What a pity that you can’t brush him aside!
I love watching you sharpen a sandwich,
Sloppy cutting of sausage.
You remind me of a joke
About an important brownie living in the forest!
I'll ride my bike for a long time
And I’ll stop him at the doctor.
I'll take off my pants and show you the bouquet,
From the girl I love...
The girl saw off her boyfriend
Joining the army for two years was not easy
She has to say goodbye to her dear, dear and dear
My heart suddenly began to beat with great love...
I rarely meet you
I rarely talk to you.
But you understand without words,
How much I love you...
It's good to have a man
To clean the house,
Cooked soup, drove a car
And he gave the salary.
It's good to have a man
To make you laugh until you laugh,
Sang songs, painted pictures
And he took me to the concert hall.
It's good to have a man
To trust secrets,
And at least half the problems
So that he can resolve.
It's good to have a man
To love you tirelessly,
Took me on vacation to Athens,
He gave fur coats and flowers.
It's good to have a husband too
Both a fan and a friend.
But so that life doesn't get worse,
Don't introduce them to each other!
Everything in the world speaks about this:
The breeze will whisper softly,
The equator will whistle across the planet,
And suddenly a petal flutters with tenderness...
Morning trills about this feeling
They tell the world again and again
And these songs rang with sweet happiness,
Awakening this pure love in us!
My desired cat!
You are my joy!
Dear, long-awaited!
I love you cat!
Funny poems about love and life
I love you when you eat dumplings:
You put two in your mouth at once,
And then you chew it slowly
And you send it straight to the esophagus.
And then you put two more on the fork,
Leaning his head over the edge of the table,
Then for some reason you lick all the sour cream -
And again their warm bodies are in the mouth.
They leave silently, without emotion,
They disappear from view into oblivion...
This is how we will have to someday
Leave at the hour appointed by fate.
Well, for now we like this life
(That's probably what life is for)
I’ll cook some more, you eat, eat, eat!..
But please, don't choke.
Live, learn and don't fall in love,
Love will not lead to good!
She's just fooling her head
Doesn't allow me to study lessons
You, my love, are like dessert -
You are tastier than any candy,
You taste better than marshmallows.
I wish I could eat you!
Love friend who you love
Love only happens once.
And if you love many,
Then your love is for an hour.
If the husband suddenly turned out to be
Either the husband, or something like that - a mattress,
If you're thinking about whether to be with him
Or better with someone else -
Draw your husband into shopping - take a risk,
Don't leave him alone
Let him go everywhere with you -
There you will understand who he is.
If the husband is in boutiques - not ah,
If he looks like an animal at the door,
And on the hat is five hundred and six
Requested to go home -
it means there’s a stranger next to you,
Don't scold him, drive him away,
There are no fairy tales here, and getting married here
They don't go for people like that.
If he didn't whine, didn't whine
And I didn’t rush with the fitting,
And when the seller asked -
He moaned, but paid.
If you waited, wiping your sweat,
He said that it suits you, -
So your husband is a magical husband,
Just bear with him.
I want you, my legs are cramping
Will you stop slowing down?
'Cause nothing's happening
I'm tired of keeping my virginity...
Three words, eternal as spring,
What power they have been given!
Three words and one destiny,
One love, one dream.
One day, having endured everything,
You will say: "I love you!"
What old words
How dizzy...
I'll tell you, I won't keep silent,
I always want this.
I want to be in a field, even in a den,
I want it either in the tundra or in a den.
I want it everywhere, and wherever I have to.
Let the sun shine, let the rain pour.
I want when I go to bed
and in the morning before getting up.
On the nightstand and on the sofa,
Squatting and upside down,
On land, in the air, in water.
I want to go to Moscow and Kostroma.
Both in the cold and in the summer heat...
I always want to chat with you!
Funny poems about love and life
The wave surged uncontrollably,
I felt tight in my jean shorts,
I've been waiting for you under the clock since the summer... Into the winter
They came holding a newspaper like "Life".
“I love you” is not bold enough to escape from your lips.
What can I do when I see you like this?
And he only said, correcting the “case”:
- Oh, is that you? What the f*ck then?..
The whole world has never seen a more beautiful rose...
Captivates you with the beauty of the universe.
The frosts will not break the green branch,
But its withering awaits...
I'll come to you in January
Just as frosty and snowy.
I'll come to you like a bullfinch
Flushed, timid, tender.
Will you take me to your place?
You will warm me with your affection,
You will place the dawn in me,
You will be enchanted by a wonderful fairy tale.
And the bullfinch will fly into the fields,
So that he can be transformed there
Into the sweet-sounding nightingale,
To our Russian glorious bird.
These trills, all the knees
I'll give you only one,
My feminine, living beauty
With an amazing soul.
Higher than the stars, tastier than candy,
Brighter than sunlight...
What is this? Let me remind you again:
Real love!
Time goes by quickly -
The heart waits too long.
You are silent, you don’t answer.
Know that you will lose me!
My dear, you know
How you seduce me
Tanned slender body,
Arousing in me, timidly,
Feelings of fiery takeoff
The moment I give in
Shameless thoughts in my head?!
As soon as I see you,
Blood boils in the heart -
My love for you is so strong!
But with respect,
Resist temptation
Surrender to carnal joys -
I can't refuse.
Touching you with a glance
And choking on saliva,
I'm ready to sell my soul
To possess you.
You are my mistress of fate.
I lead a secluded life,
I live quietly, without disturbing my neighbors...
But I will always come to the rescue,
Of course, if the revenue is large!
My wife meets my sweetheart from fishing:
- You're drunk, you're a drunk, you're an ass, you're a cretin.
And the faithful modestly answers:
- Something amazing happened, damn it.
Fishing, then, with a friend - honor after honor,
The day is like nothing - in general, it’s not biting.
And this is in our favorite place!
We look - a wonderful bottle floats.
Well, a friend caught her with a landing net.
Wife: - Everything is clear to me, it’s him in the bottle!
- Who is he?
- Well, gin!
- And I’ll give you poppy seeds!
Much better is pure moonshine.
Why suck my carrots
Then for her to stand up
You tear your lips into blood
You have never known such joy
I haven’t dedicated poems to you for a long time.
And I haven’t written prose to you for a long time.
At sea I work like Maya the bee.
You won’t appreciate a tan as work anyway!
I'm almost melting from love,
I have timid hopes,
That before I completely collapse,
You'll still like me!
Smart, handsome and even modest -
Will you appreciate me one day
And suddenly you understand: love has come,
And you found it in me.
Let's speed things up,
We will be happy! Shall we argue?
Funny poems about love and life
I can't sleep at night -
There is spring in my soul.
A time of tenderness and passion,
And love of endless power.
I want you to be near
Do not need anything else.
Gentle, affectionate and sweet,
My desired one, my beloved!
Do you like classics? Lada!
Suit, flowers and restaurant,
And then - the number, in the bed you are
(well, as always, standard plan)
But instead, alas
Museum, theater and lecture series!
Well, how boring are you!
And this is the enemy of any erections...
I love...and my heart skips a beat,
I love... and I don’t know anything.
I want to be yours forever,
Leave a mark in your soul.
Wake up with you on a clear morning,
Leave all the sadness behind
And never again stumble,
About the sharp corners of love!!!
I love you when you eat dumplings:
You put two in your mouth at once,
And then you chew it slowly
And you send it straight to the esophagus.
And then you put two more on the fork,
Leaning his head over the edge of the table,
Then for some reason you lick all the sour cream -
And again their warm bodies are in the mouth.
They leave silently, without emotion,
They disappear from view into oblivion...
This is how we will have to someday
Leave at the hour appointed by fate.
Well, for now we like this life
(That's probably what life is for)
I’ll cook some more, you eat, eat, eat!..
But please, don't choke.
Lilac fog, crystal darkness of the glass,
Cupids are on the clock, the alarm sounds in vain...
When you left, the conductor understood:
The ancient clock cannot be turned back.
Saying goodbye, you said in Polish: “Please, lady,
Go away, go away completely, like a painful delirium.
This is my body: I don’t want dates.
Contrary to reason - why make a joke?
...For a short time I was alone in the entire Universe.
Mirrors flicker near my bed.
I feel sad and at ease: now I am with Gena.
The people's path to me is not overgrown.
I have loved reading since my tender childhood.
About the feelings that were sung by Shakespeare,
I imagined myself as a heroine
And she passionately dreamed of becoming Juliet.
And finally, amid the noisy ball,
He met me - my Romeo Montague!
Of course, I recognized him instantly
And then I fell in love with him forever!
And the eyes met... The arms opened...
And my dreams were bright and bold!..
But, alas, I had no idea
That since childhood he dreamed of going to Othella...
My dear, I'm not a shark,
Not dangerous, that's the cross.
But you were blown away like the wind,
You'll get tired of running, honey!
Don't consider me impudent
If you want, even scold him.
Love not from under the stick,
Open your heart wide open.
I don't understand why you're cowardly
Are you slipping away like a burbot?
The elbow is close, you won’t bite,
I'll be there for the other one!
Five minutes for you to get ready,
You can do it even without a coat.
Let's close the curtains tighter,
So that no one can jinx us!!!
A separate office in a cozy restaurant,
Champagne on ice and dinner for two.
Wrapped in a boa, on a velvet sofa
You are sitting, and I am silent at your feet.
The heavenly beauty turned my head,
Under the gaze of wondrous eyes, I feel drunk.
I have no life without you! Decide: either - or...
But remember one thing - madam, I love you!
And the candles on the table cast shadows,
And the reflections of the fire play in the crystal.
You see? - I knelt before you!
There are no women on earth more beautiful than you, madam!
There is no need to say that everything is indifferent to you.
I will instantly catch the falseness of vague phrases.
Apparently, you are not used to lying openly to your face.
Learn from me - madam, I love you!
Woke up, washed my face, took a sip of coffee,
I sent the child to school and fell asleep.
The baby spun around me,
What a pity, I didn't get much sleep.
Breakfast, cleaning, washing, cooking,
Lessons, a walk, my workout.
Tickets for my husband, tablets for my mother-in-law,
I went online and there were only youngsters there.
Cute faces, topics about clubs,
Diamonds, cell phones, mink coats.
Everything has become ordinary, children, worries,
Life has become gray without my favorite job.
It's white outside the window
Snowdrifts for generations.
Night, winter and cold,
And we walk boldly!
We conquer, trample mountains -
Snow drifts.
Three girls, three beautiful,
Me, Alena, Yulia...
We have fun like children
We run in the snow
And we don’t care what happens in the morning
We will be sick!
Let's drink beer, bite in our teeth,
And the three fools went for a walk!
We're so excited that we don't care.
Red nose, teeth against teeth...
Wet snow... Hands are frozen...
We frolic, we play.
We're having such fun walking!
She is beautiful and smart
To put it mildly, I am different.
She's slim and I'm plump
I am overweight.
She is a hostess “one hundred percent”,
I am an incompetent and a bungler.
And her leg is like a flower,
And I have a “bear paw”.
She is graceful and small
I'm even taller than you.
She is calm and sweet -
It's not easy for you with me.
She is both meek and honest;
I lie. And I’m quick-tempered at times.
But at night you don't know sleep.
And you are not with her. You are with me.
Funny, cheerful Cupid,
In the morning he will sharpen his arrows,
And he will go to work,
Look for target hearts
Who will he choose today?
Only God knows
Teteva sings romances,
And the heart bleeds...
Two victims in his sights
May God grant that there be different sexes,
Cheerful Cupid with wine
There are defects in his work...
Evgeniy Kuzmenko
I love you, I swear by RESET
And I'll tell you about it,
As a cybernetic programmer.
That's it, I'm starting - LIST.
I like your interface so much
And so deeply thought out,
It is intuitively clear
It’s easy for me to communicate with you.
Your gaze sparkles like a scanner;
You are so beautiful - there are no words;
You reminded me of Flash Banner,
Well, or the best of GIFs.
Your chest is firm like a rug,
She is rounded like a mouse.
I want to try, my friend,
How does it lie in your hand?
And your stomach suddenly reminded me
SAMSUNG flat monitor.
Your image reminded me of my soul,
The motor burned out on the cooler.
And my heart overheated
Servachny, like “Pen-Xeon”,
And it knocked often, often,
Like a gigahertz Athlone.
I want to link with you
Via TCP protocol
And remain yours forever
And replace you with Win XP.
"I am writing to you in the kitchen by candlelight.
Under the soulful hum of the microwave,
There is a glass of zubrovka in front of me..."
No, it’s bad... There is no shine in such verses.
“I am writing to you, wearing pince-nez and a tailcoat,
With a graceful left hand in Spanish,
And in my right hand I hold a glass of champagne..."
Not the same again... I'll try this:
"I write to you in blood on petals
Convolvulus refrain of the last greetings.
Adieu! Steel gun barrel
Antonio is holding it to my temple..."
...I would write you another verse,
But the orderlies turned off the lights.
At the zoo in spring
Above the thawed patches,
Where the tits' roll call rang,
The elephant whispered to the elephant:
- My little.
The elephant whispered to the elephant:
- My bird...
And from tenderness it’s like on tiptoe,
Somewhere,
In the midst of the stormy Antarctic,
Keith Kitihe said:
- My little fish,
How tiny you are!
And under the wet ground
In a dark room
So chivalrously subtle and meek
The mole called the mole
Blue Dove
And he called it his white winch.
And in the wind of spring
Every little bit
The April forest trembled quietly.
- Come to me,
My swallow, -
The boar grunted timidly to the boar.
These ups also puzzled us,
Prosaic and sometimes difficult...
How blind we can be -
Representatives of the stronger sex.
Spring came like a myth about immortality.
And today I realized for the first time:
There are no ugly women
Believe me,
There are only blind men.
About love with a smile :)
This is love...
Declare your love
Stand on your knees
Offering my life
There's nothing left to give.
Rose petals
Cover her path
At the slightest request,
Just nod silently.
If he says, kill him,
It will be necessary to steal,
What he orders - get it,
You are the servant, she is the power.
Relentlessly catch
Every breath, every look,
And he wants to execute
Drink the poison yourself.
Like a goldfinch bird
In a cage, songs to sing to her,
He wishes for something
Guess and be on time.
If it's boring,
Have fun again and again.
...Only need it
Is this what love is like?
( M. Mironov ■ )
With dear Paradise and in the hut
With dear Paradise and in the hut,
If the darling drives a Porsche,
And the hut is inside the bungalow,
Where is the camel blanket
And a “nightie” from Cardin.
The ocean is up to our knees,
Washing our island:
We just bought it...
(A. Vikhryan)
Love
A man was walking down the street
He walked neither low nor tall.
But mysterious and wondrous
A flower grew in his chest.
Didn't grow in a bag, not in a pocket,
Not in the buttonhole of a jacket,
And no one knew the name
An unusual flower.
And the passerby looked after
On a man without a coat,
I smell a smell that is not similar
Neither this nor that:
Not lilacs, not dahlias,
Not cloves, not carrots...
Because a man
LOVE grew from the chest.
(A. Usachev)
Love has no mercy
Love has no mercy:
Say an extra word -
I already have a ring on my hand.
And hi!
(E. Asadov)
To you, Sergey!
I love you so much, Sergey,
For being, like, unmarried;
I love you because you're not gay
At least this all needs to be checked!
And feelings of high apogee
There's a buzz in my mind.
I love you so much, Sergey,
Like Sasha, Grisha and Volodya!
(Nonna Rybalko)
Problem...
Overseas envoy
My mother told me something.
Oh, the foreign prince
So tired of waiting!
They won’t bother - no matter! –
Neither dandy nor pasha...
I'll have to get married
For Dimka the drunk!
(Frida Polak ■ )
Wedding ring
I've tasted the horror of love
And I became overwhelmed with passion,
Sobs tighten your chest –
And my hands fall out of business.
Face washed with tears
You haven't been nice for a long time,
But the wedding ring
You can't get it off me even with soap.
(Nonna Rybalko)
I accidentally fell ill with you...
I accidentally fell ill with you...
My heart is wide open - I have a cold, apparently.
But I’m healing from you so desperately,
What anyone else would be jealous of!
I “treat” you with tea with raspberries,
I wash it down with a bitter mixture,
But on the heart there is a scar with your name
And, alas, I understand that everything is useless.
I'm going to the hospital. I'm afraid of panic.
I'm putting an end to it.
My heart is racing in my chest.
My diagnosis is LOVE.
Chronic…
Unfortunately, nothing will cure it.
Diagnosis
A hundred years already
Actually,
How did you get sick?
Chronically.
The reason is you
And the consequence is
Love,
How crazy.
(K. Vukolov ■ )
The kiss was of little use
The kiss was of little use.
The beauty has risen from sleep,
But she only glanced at the prince -
She winced and dozed off again.
(L. Ulanova)
You left without recognizing love...
You left without recognizing love,
Chewing a chocolate candy,
So let the evil horse love you,
And not a sunshine like me!
Ardent lover
O Nymph, Nefertiti!
Oh, the sun is at its zenith!
Do you value me?
Tell me, tell me!
Ophelia, Gioconda!
My soul is a rotunda,
A fire burning in the soul!
I - Here! I
-
real,
Kneeling,
Like a boy in love with you!...
I see you are trembling?...
Will you lend me some money?...
(E. Panova-Sinchenko ■ )
If a friend suddenly turns out...
He is unable to endure this torment:
Life is an incredibly mean thing!
And it's all the wife's fault:
WITH best friend she ran away
And without a friend - such boredom here!
(G. Pokryvaylo)
About love in the language of science
The attraction to you is immeasurable,
empathy - more than enough,
I'm not myself when you pass by,
and this makes me frustrated, you know.
In doubt about the validity of the assessments,
reflection became a bosom friend,
perception of pretty brown-haired girls
distorted, I'm afraid it will suddenly fail.
In this ambivalent state,
is unlikely to be able to perform praxis,
and thoughts are entropy and torment
they don’t clarify how to continue to live...
(A. Milikhin)
I am writing to you, what more? Variation
I am writing to you, what more?
What will I be happy about now?
Only to the monitor involuntarily,
My pleading gaze is riveted.
I am writing to you timidly, clumsily,
But the flame of passion did not subside.
And every day I send you emails,
About my sincere feelings!
And on the Internet,
Among hundreds of colorful profiles,
I came across your profile,
Now I love you no more.
And I ask you tirelessly
Please send me an answer for once.
Hurricanes are raging in my chest,
The Internet will connect us with you.
But you, without even reading them,
Not heeding the tremulous words.
Remove them immediately, I know
Like annoying, nasty spam.
Wandering in the wilds of the Internet,
If only I had hope
I'll wait for an answer from you,
Read at least one email
But you don't send me emails,
What is left for me to wish for?
I'll go to a dating site with confidence
I'm looking for new young ladies.
(Dime Smiles ■ )
I am writing to you...
"I am writing to you in the kitchen by candlelight.
Under the soulful hum of the microwave,
There is a glass of zubrovka in front of me..."
No, it’s bad... There is no shine in such verses.
“I am writing to you, wearing pince-nez and a tailcoat,
With a graceful left hand in Spanish,
And in my right hand I hold a glass of champagne..."
Not the same again... I'll try this:
"I write to you in blood on petals
Convolvulus refrain of the last greetings.
Adieu! Steel barrel of a pistol
Antonio is holding it to my temple..."
...I would write you another verse,
But the orderlies turned off the lights.
I asked Yandex...
I asked Yandex
where is my beloved,
Yandex did not answer me,
as if he were deaf.
I asked Rambler
where is my beloved,
Rambler abandoned me
unnecessary nonsense.
I asked Twitter
where is my beloved,
Twitter without hesitation
cursed out loud.
I asked Yahoo
where is my beloved,
Yahoo washed himself for a long time,
flared up and went out.
I asked Lexus
where is my beloved,
Lexus suddenly demanded
provide your password.
I asked Kayak,
where is my beloved,
Kayak in a blue frame
showed me zero.
Google you are my only one
where is my beloved?
Tell me where you hid
don't tell me lies.
Google replied devotee,
Google answered sincerely:
"Open Wikipedia,
open Wikipedia,
open Wikipedia,
you will find her there."
I asked Yandex...
I asked Rambler...
I asked Twitter...
(Naum Sagalovsky)
Fidgety Cupid
Light-winged bastard,
He was born for fun.
And he grimaces and teases,
Fidgety Cupid.
He hovers carefree
And with the enthusiasm of a daredevil
Searches with a fleeting glance
Lonely Hearts.
If he finds it, then with pleasure,
Looking through a sniper scope,
It's from a submachine gun
Will fire a clip of arrows at the target.
Let this joke be innocent
But a serious symptom –
Brain fog
In a riot of sensual languor.
No cure, no escape
My heart beats like a motor.
And in unbridled excitement
The blood plays and boils.
If in the sky, like a bird,
Cupid has come to you,
All attempts to hide are in vain,
He's aiming right at the heart!
(Dime Smiles ■ )
Write poems to women!
Write poems to women!
With incredible admiration,
Feather air strokes,
Weaving into stanzas with rapture.
The shine of the sun's rays,
Your lines will warm women.
And streams of love will carry
The delight of fiery speeches.
You dedicate odes to them,
And madrigals and sonnets,
And sonorous verses of songs,
For women, every verse is loved.
The beauty of poetic stanzas,
Trochaic, dactyl and iambic
Sing the praises with delight,
And do not spare gentle words.
In the mysterious silence of the night,
Taking your leisure time with good art.
Write passionately, from the heart,
Write sincerely and with feeling!
(Dime Smiles ■ )
Cupid's arrow
They keep saying around: it's a bullet –
stupid,
And the bayonet, of course, is great!
But there is also Cupid's arrow
–
Weapons
–
a complete bastard!
A bullet flies over my ear,
The bayonet rests on the rib,
Well, the arrow... It hits
Always in the gut, always in the gut!
Happens often –
people smear...
Cupids are not always either
Approximately gets into the chest,
Sometimes they will cover up who knows!
And sometimes they’ll hit the wrong guy
An arrow for everyone's misfortune!
And my heart is already bound in chains –
It's on fire, it's delirious!
Don't smear the Cupid bastards!
Aim more precisely, carefully!
You can't allow yourself to be a mess! –
Thousands of people are suffering!
Our requests, unfortunately, are of little use –
Cupids smear endlessly.
And they break into pieces
People have unhappy hearts...
(A. Makuni ■ )
I'm not indifferent to you
Let there be rumors around
Let all your friends laugh -
Believe me, I don’t need to hide,
That I care about you.
Like a dog loves a cat,
Like a bear is in love with potatoes,
Like a pig with a washcloth and soap,
I love you my darling.
For some reason I'm going to work
You only go out on Saturday
Other days of the week
You're loitering around with nothing to do.
Like a dog loves a cat,
Like a hungry wolf - okroshka,
Like sheaves through the heart with a pitchfork,
I love you my darling.
If you weren't red,
If only I were taller
And I would look with a gentle gaze,
If only you were the right guy.
Like a dog loves a cat,
Like a spoon hits the heart of porridge,
Like gypsies - the wind is cold,
I love you my darling!
(Translation from Romanian by L. Derbenev)
Climber's declaration of love
As a climber and as a man,
I understand well
That you are a wonderful peak,
Not conquered yet.
To you, mysteriously charming,
And I have to rise
Along that decadent sheer,
The wall threatening death.
I'll fly into the deep abyss
To the foot of the mountains - to your feet
Or I will rise to such as the globe,
Your azure glaciers.
In the world I love nothing more than
This sport is high altitude -
And if you become mine,
Will I be happy or proud!
(N. Glazkov)
Chess player's explanation
Like an inattentive maiden
Do not force yourself before a chess player,
Even queens get old
(But not queens, but not queens!).
You won't be forever you're young,
The years will have time to take their toll,
Beautiful, like Lloyd's task,
You won't always be able to be!
From unexpected insult
Love will save and preserve,
Like a cunning defense
And what a brilliant gambit!
Feel serious love
And don't give up on it.
It's like chess: art,
Game, science, sports and life!
(N. Glazkov)
Historian's explanation
Like Schliemann the royal Troy,
I love you with all my passion,
And maybe three times stronger:
Like Penelope Odysseus!
Greece is worthy of admiration.
But it’s better to live in your native land:
I love you like Igor Olga,
When they climbed Krom1.
I don't love you half -
Doubly. It seems to me sometimes
I love you like Marina
False Dmitry the First and Second!
Come to me, young lady,
Show your reciprocity -
We can turn a new page
Write it into the history of Love!
(N. Glazkov)
Balcony suffered painfully
Balcony suffered painfully:
He was in love with Balkonikha.
Just think - and she
I was in love with Balcona!
They, having heard the voice of love,
They didn't take their eyes off each other.
But express your feelings fully
The wall got in the way for everyone.
The lovers had dreams at night,
That there is no wall behind you.
And it’s like being in a forest, on a quiet pond
The balcony and the Balcony girl are coming.
A cuckoo sings in the distance.
They walk hand in hand...
And next to them they mince
Twelve cute balconies.
(Tim Sobakin)
Teapot in Love
There is a new Cup on the shelf.
Teapot admires: “What a cutie!
Beautiful drawing, graceful pen!
Looks like she's a foreign thing.
In love, enchanted, smitten!
I would give a lid for a gentle look!”
He languished for a long time, sighed and blushed,
And at five o’clock I began to boil with love!
(E. Yaryshevskaya)
Locomotive Love
“Oh train!
How in love
In you, I am a locomotive.
If you want, I’ll give you a carriage
And a couple of wheels?!
You are young
And I'm getting older
And with soot in the pipe...
If you want, I'll give you a couple.
If you want, I'll give you some smoke,
Beauty, for you!
“Oh, and an eccentric!
Now and henceforth
Buddy, don't be silly!
Just try
Don't puff!
Try
No smoking!
In your chest
Simple fire
I'm related to lightning!
Do not come to me!
Don't touch it!
You'll get me dirty!
And, squealing,
Showed her tail;
And driven into a dead end,
The locomotive stood and coughed,
Honored old man.
(A. Bragin)
Wedding memories of a squirrel
I'll tell you, little squirrels, about the wedding.
It was a long time ago, in December.
To our hollow, to the family estate,
Your dad rode up at dawn.
He was very handsome and brave
On that solemn, joyful day:
Changed the red tuxedo to white -
He moved his hat like this, on one side.
And then (don’t forget that moment)
He presented it smartly, in front of everyone
Not a ring or a necklace -
Golden, wedding nut!
( N. Volkova )
Offer
Haldy-buldy!
The turkey said to the turkey.
- Valdy-huldy! -
I heard it from a friend.
And here without translation
It became clear
What the girl replied:
- Agree!
(V. Orlov)
Date
Once upon a time in a forest
A goat met a goat.
At that very moment I fell in love with her,
What did you decide to confess to her?
The goat says to the goat:
“I like everything about you:
“Nose, lips, eyes, horns,
Neck, waist and legs."
And in response to him she:
“I’m flattered by the words.
Everyone keeps telling me about this
But they don’t want to get married.”
(A. Forov)
Little by little
You got married once
–
Clearly jinxed by the black eye
But you didn't get nervous
Little by little I got used to it.
I snored like a bull
Like not a woman, but a man.
But you covered your ears
Little by little I got used to it.
I cooked food –
Alternate with swan.
You gagged and hiccupped,
Little by little I got used to it.
You wanted to love me –
I calmed down your agility.
I said: “Very small”
Little by little I got used to it.
Instead of caresses you hear barking –
Just give her the money!
He cried and sobbed,
Little by little I got used to it.
Year after year as time went,
Everything was endured and healed,
You understood and comprehended everything,
Little by little you got used to it.
The blizzards have just calmed down,
You and I divorced.
There's something to do again –
Little by little, get out of the habit.
(Lyrics of the song in Spanish by A. Pugacheva)
Flowers and feelings
When I smell the flowers
A living nursery of aroma,
I remember how you
She smelled them with me once.
We brought them to our faces
And, enjoying the fragrance,
Blowing pollen off the pistils
Together with tremulous breathing.
You picked off the petals
Following folk signs,
Love to death
You were imagining it at the same time.
But I knew that life is a lie
And it must be late or early
The fog of love will dissipate,
As is typical for fog.
And I decided frankly
Then talk to you
Put a bold line
Under our common fate.
Our frank conversation
Entered a critical phase
And as a result, from now on
I have never seen you.
But my dreams carry me again
When in the garden at sunset
I'm the only one smelling flowers
What we once smelled together.
(I. Irtenev ■ )
A man comes to a woman...
A man comes to a woman
Takes off his hat and coat
And what happens between them is
I'm sorry, damn it!
Their fussy movements
Their screams are wild in the darkness,
Not for the sake of continuation,
But for the sake of life on earth.
And got what they wanted,
They are staring at the ceiling,
Lying happy in bed
And they move their toes.
(I. Irtenev
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She was lying on the bed...
She was lying on the bed
Biting my lip with passion,
And I stood over her in a robe,
Stunningly beautiful.
She tried my neck
Hug with greedy hands,
She wanted so much to be mine.
And here I could understand her.
(I. Irtenev
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Again to NN
And why such aphids?
I, goat, love you?
(I. Irtenev
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About love
I want to glorify love,
Give her full praise.
It is good for health
She is pleasant to the heart.
Love helps in work,
Love warms in everyday life,
Our spirit is torn from the flesh,
Throws it high.
And our spirit flies across the sky,
Like a mountain eagle it doesn't matter
Then it will spread its wings,
It will rush like a stone to the bottom,
Then he learns the secrets of the Universe,
It will eat a worm on the fly -
Brave, like a soldier,
Free, like the Volga River,
Looking from the heights indifferently
To the difficulties of local authorities,
He soars in air space,
Captivated by the play of passions.
But there would be no love in the world,
I would sit huddled in a corner,
Since similar conditions
Nobody would create it for him.
(I. Irtenev
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The path of women from Venus to Diana
When your spouse doesn't get up from the couch,
Having replaced my wife with beer and football,
All women suddenly turn to Diana...
And whether you are a Rabbit, a Tiger or even an Ox -
That's it: hunting season is open for you!
From now on you are not a husband, but just a "game"
And you will feel: worse than hangover vomiting
Offended girlfriends are a merciless scourge.
Pans, plates, irritated clanking,
Unfeminine glances are a painful reproach,
To all questions there is partisan silence,
In bed you are a stranger, in the kitchen you are a thief.
Violence, oppression, reproaches, hunger and beatings,
Bed front neutrality,
And the mother-in-law is digging up incriminating evidence on the website
In "[email protected]" ("Wife-dog-life-point-no").
There is no stronger feeling than love! But here's what's strange:
That shy little sheep in the flesh
By some miracle he turns into Diana,
A snake, a gorgon, a fury almost!
Nooo... Better be, wife, a slave in love,
Let a halo shine over your husband,
Than being pierced to death by a hunting arrow!!!
Or maybe, well, theirs is beer and football???
(O. Karelin
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)
Darling, here we are alone...
Darling, here we are alone,
But the law of nature is merciless:
You're having your critical days
I'm going through critical years.
(B. Bronstein)
Sighs and dates will end
Sighs and dates will end,
Life will put everything in its place,
But I will always be with understanding
Belong to March cats.
(B. Bronstein)
I am absolutely innocent, my dear...
I am absolutely innocent, my dear.
The fact that we are destined to part:
Not always, alas, two halves
They make up one whole.
Two half a liter is a liter, everyone knows that,
But you have to agree
What
Two short coats don't make up
One single coat.
And starting a family is not so easy,
For many years I grieved with you,
But
Two peninsulas are not an island,
Two semi-basements -
Not a basement...
So we can’t live as one family,
But it’s not my fault, God knows:
Two low shoes -
Not a shoe
Two ankle boots -
Not a boot!
(V. Bakhnov)
Pleasing Samson, Delilah...
Pleasing Samson, Delilah
She cut him, and shaved him, and washed him -
Enraged Samson
Was captured by enemies...
Beauty is a terrible force.
(A. Belkin)
Love or affection?
Love or affection?
Understand while you're alive.
Marriage is a right and a duty,
Well, love is an impulse...
(L. Averbukh)
Grooms
Those who have not comprehended life science,
Those who have not known the secrets of existence,
If they ask woman's hand,
This means they are tired of theirs.
(I. Alekseev)
Perfect Union
Only there will it reign
family and peace and quiet,
And the whole journey of life
it will seem to sparkle like mother of pearl,
Where the spouse does not see,
how a husband comes home,
My husband doesn't see
how she wakes up in the morning.
(I. Alekseev)
Brides. Horoscope for grooms
If you and ARIES decide
You create your own family -
You'll have to grab him by the horns
Where to go.
Living with a TAURUS is sheer torment,
It's just a bummer.
Well, what kind of guy is this?
Doesn't moo, doesn't calve!
WITH TWINS marriage is possible,
But I want to remind you:
There must be one husband
And the second is a lover!
CANCER caught in your network?
So remember one thing:
Although neither fish nor meat,
But the loot is still there!
If you like LEO -
Royal nature!
Try to tame
Contact Durov.
Life with VIRGO happy marriage
He will be waiting for you, of course.
She will also be your husband,
And sometimes a friend!
Libra husband? It will be difficult for you
Living with this curmudgeon in marriage.
He won’t buy a new fur coat,
He will start saving money.
With poisonous SCORPIO
You can live happily.
If immediately after the wedding
Cut off his sting!
If you take SAGITTARIUS as your husband -
You cannot avoid waste.
Either for beer or for vodka,
He will shoot money.
Well, why do you need CAPRICORN?
Judge for yourself -
I haven't gotten around to getting married yet,
And already with horns!
Have you fallen in love with AQUARIUS?
Need awaits you!
He's got money through his fingers
They flow away like water.
Do you want to catch a fish?
Subtle science!
Don't just catch sprat,
Just catch a pike!
(
N. Pavlinov
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Grooms. Horoscope for brides
ARIES - quiet lamb,
With her the path will not be difficult.
But don't forget one thing -
It might buck sometimes!
TAURUS have a need for food,
The appetite is healthy.
Make sure it doesn't
Sweet cow!
If suddenly your bride
The girl became a TWIN.
Don't even think about it
And take me down the aisle!
You won’t even remember about lovers
You and your wife are like that.
After all, what happiness is this -
Have two wives in one!
Live life in a happy marriage,
CANCER, of course, will be happy.
But seeing the doors of the registry office
He will back away.
Is LEO your beloved?
King of beasts, the law of everything!
He can crush you with his paw,
To put it simply – with a heel!
Have you decided to take a GIRL as your wife?
Lucky you, oh my!
Only you yourself will have to
Make her a woman!
If you take LIBRA as your wife,
So remember one thing from now on -
Go on a diet right away
And he will begin to lose weight, lose weight.
And then you don't have to iron
Curvy body.
And forget that in this world,
There is meat and sausage!
SCORPIO - bad wife
He's mean, he might bite.
Yes, and the future mother-in-law
It could also be a cobra!
Everything will be fine
You are married to SAGITTARIUS.
Just don’t let go of your hands -
A very accurate hit to the eye!
Have you decided to live with a CAPRICORN?
You won't be in the forest for ages.
Then the deer can
Take him for a relative!
Where there is no running water,
You can live with AQUARIUS.
Because then she won't be able to
Flood your apartment.
But if you decide
Take a FISH as your wife -
In the bathroom or in the pool
Will always disappear.
( N. Pavlinov ■ )
I want you!
Day and night! I can't hide my desire!
I want it like a crazy woman!
Your smell intoxicates my mind!
I want you at home, on the street,
In a restaurant, in a cafe, in every room!
My heart is excited in anticipation!
I’m drowning in desires, like in a pool!
I want you where it happens:
On the sofa, on the armchair, in the crib,
On the table - just not to suffer
Waiting for me, my dear.
Lips yearn for the touch of something hot
Your bittersweet kisses!
The body is waiting for the floating state
And joyful moments of pleasure!
This passion, which has been tested for years,
I will give it to you in the moment of possession.
I want you to penetrate me very slowly
You entered, satisfying your desires.
So that you give me every drop of yourself,
May I enjoy you to the core!
I can’t live without you, my sweetie!
You warm me like the sun!
I want you morning and evening
Day and night! Greeting with smiles,
I don’t shyly hide my feelings:
I LOVE YOU,
COFFEE WITH CREAM!
(E. Sherman ■ )
My loneliness
It just so happened: my loneliness
Became my best lover!
Let's dive into creativity together
And we dream together under the moon.
We hang out on the Internet until dawn,
Discovering an unknown world.
Or we go on a cruise in the car,
Leaving the cozy toilet.
We talk in bed at night
And I am faithful to him alone.
We cook with him, do laundry, have lunch,
I dedicate the poems to him.
We do not intend to part with him -
Let's go to a museum and a movie together...
Now I am confident in him, as in myself:
It will never change!
(E. Sherman ■ )
Appreciate men's impulses
So that the marriage is strong and happy,
There is only one piece of advice for women:
Appreciate men's impulses...
Go to the store for bread.
Let you look for gloves
And his left shoe,
May there be plenty of home and bread,
Let him go - so what?
Appreciate men's impulses
When he stands at the stove,
After all, in this, it’s fair to say,
The limit of your women's dreams!
Let the potatoes burn,
Even if the omelette is undercooked,
Tell him carefully
What is your best lunch.
Appreciate men's impulses
When he washes clothes.
Move your shoulder playfully
And catch your happiness.
Let it be with white colored,
With socks - a dozen scarves,
Call him a hero
Past and future centuries.
And if he washed the dishes,
Breaking glass and plates
Appreciate it, citizens, as long as
There is a wonderful impulse in a man!
(A. Shirshikov ■ )
Demon in the ribs...
Gray hair has barely crept up,
And there’s been a demon in the rib for a long time
He’s sitting... What a pity...
I beg you to disappear!..
And he looks with a bright eye
For young girls
Forces them gifts
Buy!.. What am I doing? Psycho?
I have a wife and children,
The grandchildren are already gone...
And then the devils poke me in the ribs -
Here's some fun stuff we've found!...
I have already thought of a way out -
(They say grandfather fell from the oak tree)
So that the devil doesn’t take it into his head to stare -
I bought a bulletproof vest!
(E. Panova-Sinchenko ■ )
Cats in love
(Adaptation of the song "Did you hear the blackbirds sing?")
Have you heard how cats sing?
No, not those who are castrati,
They sing about love until they are hoarse,
But they are always free, not married.
The songs are unpretentiously simple,
They cannot be confused with a bird's trill.
From bass to ringing heights,
It was as if something had been caught in the door.
Here they come, tails like a pipe,
On a date with Murka, like for the first time...
Black, white, red cats,
Gray and smoky gray.
In the spring, instincts just creep in,
There is somewhere to roam in the open space...
If you can’t, let them yell at themselves,
Just don't shit in the entrance.
Sing spring, knock on everyone’s hearts,
Sunny bunnies are playing...
Hats off! Feel the rays
The crown is pleasantly baked!
(G. Gurova)
Spring, the hormone is playing
I hardly sleep, I don’t eat, and it’s like my house is captive,
What's wrong with me?! Save me, O God!
Yesterday I read a boring volume before going to bed,
I thought I’d fall asleep, but no, it seems invigorating!
It seems that there is some kind of twist in my brain,
Or maybe in the eyes, I don’t understand at all...
Instead of “fragile boat”, I read “fragile dick”,
“No penny”, so again –
“without a penis” I read!
During the day I shed tears, and at night I neigh like a horse!
But suddenly it dawned on me - spring gives the hormones a boost!
Behind the wall, a neighbor with a guitar started howling...
I’ll go see him with that book... let’s have a couple of laughs...
(G. Gurova)
Women's fortune teller
(alphabetically)
If you marry A NDREYA, –
He will cherish you.
If there is a husband B ORIS, –
You will bloom with him like a narcissist.
Do you want for IN ADIMA –
You will be indispensable.
You can also go out G RISHU –
He will write you a poem.
If he becomes a husband D IMA, –
You will always be loved.
If you marry E MOUNTAIN, –
There will be children very soon.
What if he becomes a husband? AND ENYA –
There will be happiness, without a doubt.
The husband is good and Z INNOVY –
He does everything with love.
Well, what if the husband AND LYA, –
Your life will be a fairy tale.
If he becomes a husband Y OSIF, –
He'll give you some money.
Well, what if TO ONSTANTINE, –
You will have a son.
The marriage will be great with L YOSHEI –
He will help with the housework.
And beautiful M ICHAIL –
You can't cool down your passion.
If you marry N IKITU, –
Then you will always be full.
Well, what if the husband ABOUT LEG, –
Holiday in the house and success.
Can you marry P ASHU –
He will fix your roof.
If there is a husband R ASHID, -
He won't run away anywhere.
You will be married to WITH EREZHEY –
You will look younger.
Well, what about your husband? T IMOFEI –
Bring home a trophy.
If you choose U STINA –
There will be a new car.
And your husband F EDOT –
He will have cats in the house.
If the husband is X AIM, –
He will say to you: “Lechaim!”
Well, what if C ICERO –
He will be very smart.
If he becomes a husband H AK, –
You won't get bored at all.
Can become a husband Sh AMIR –
There will be peace in your home.
If your husband E DUARD, –
You will play billiards with him.
Will you marry YU RU, -
Maintain your figure.
What if he becomes a husband? I SHA –
Your life will be great.
There are many beautiful names!
And there are a lot of cool men!
Marry for love -
And live happily!
(E. Sherman In the morning you will eat porridge.
Wife E will defeat everyone LENA
Beauty, of course.
If she becomes a wife AND ENYA, –
You will be happy, without a doubt.
And it will be great with Z OEY –
You will live your whole life in peace.
Wife for you AND RINA
Will draw pictures.
If you choose TO ATYUSHA, -
You will warm your soul with her.
Good with my wife L YUDOY –
Doesn't force you to wash the dishes.
If you marry M IRE, –
Everything in the apartment will be clean.
And your wife N CLOTHING
Irons all clothes.
If you marry ABOUT KSANU,
You'll be drunk with happiness.
If her name is P OLINA, –
Your life will be like raspberries.
If you choose R RAM, –
You will forget the prose of life.
Do you want passion until dawn, -
Let him become a wife WITH VETA.
Well, what if there is T ANYA, –
Everyone's wishes will come true.
If you marry U LYANU, –
You will be cheerful all the time.
And the beauty F AINA
He will bring his son as a gift.
And it will fry you X ANNA
Wonderful pheasant.
But always marry C ILE,
If you want to live in a villa.
If she becomes a wife H ARA, –
A guitar will ring in the house.
If you marry Sh URE, –
Your life will be in order.
Kohl's wife E LIONORA, –
You won't stop loving her soon.
If you choose YU Lyu, –
It will be as hot as July.
And, of course, without a flaw
Will you live with your wife? I AM NOAH.
There are many beautiful names!
There are a lot of great women too!
But marry only for love -
And call me my beloved!
(E. Sherman ■ )
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Love comes sometimes
Accidentally, unexpectedly
But don't drive her away then,
She's weird though.
Perhaps this is your destiny,
Perhaps your happiness.
Don't rush to judge yet,
They don't judge overnight.
And let him be your advisor,
Of course, the time will come
You can't confuse one with the other,
There will be no regrets.
I love you with all my soul,
That happy day that is with you,
I live with hope and dreams,
That you will stay with me.
That we will admire together
To this kind bright world,
That we will meet every day,
You are my sun, my idol.
I will dedicate my life to you,
Completely, you understand, without a trace,
Only in my dreams at night, I beg you,
Otherwise, believe me, it’s not sweet for me without you.
Be with me, always, everywhere,
Be with me, I beg you everywhere,
I love you so much, my dear soul,
I call you my long-awaited miracle!
I love you very, very much
And I haven’t lived without you for a long time,
I walk with you with joy,
I always go to the movies with you.
I am writing messages to you,
And I dedicate all my thoughts to you,
You are my tenderness, inspiration,
Favorite person on the whole Earth.
With you are thunderstorms, sun, slush,
I can survive without any problems,
If only I could be close to you,
I love you very, very much!
We haven't seen each other for many years
But fate brought us together again, what’s the secret?
Or maybe we ourselves wanted
Meet again and remember love.
When we see you, we'll talk about different things,
We are always silent about love.
But without words I seem to hear,
That your love is calling me.
And I can’t understand myself,
I don’t know what I want from fate.
The meeting was unexpected
I still won't calm down.
How to find out whether it's good or bad
I always go where you are.
Is it possible to love twice?
Can it all be done again?
I love you every day
I'm on fire inside.
You throw firewood again,
And I'm burning to the end.
But the fire doesn't hurt me,
But it’s just nice.
Love is fire and I need it
Burn in it without a trace.
I will love you all my life,
And, like a fire, always burn.
I will never forget you,
How to conquer the peak!
My heart is true to yours
You touch a chord in the soul,
You give me sincere love,
You turn fairy tale dreams into reality.
Thank you for your kindness, participation,
For real earthly happiness,
For the feelings we breathe
Because we hear the music of love!
I love you as they love you only once in a lifetime.
And love makes you dizzy.
With love I will move mountains for you,
And these are not just empty words.
With you my whole life has changed,
And it started as if from scratch.
Now I want to live like this with you,
So as not to put stains on love!
My heart is squeezing in my chest,
Like a star, twinkle, shine,
Brightly illuminate the path of life,
Give and receive love!
I'll tell you how much I love you.
The heart burns brighter than fire.
So that I can melt the snow,
So that spring will suddenly come in winter.
I will remove all the winds for you,
I'll stop the rain if you don't have an umbrella.
I will disperse all your sorrows,
I just love you so much!
The stream, bubbling, flows from the mountain into the river,
And the splashes fly around.
Well, tell me, what does a person need?
Don't break the circle of life?
And suddenly we understand what is more necessary
There is nothing in the world like love
There is no stronger, more beautiful and gentle,
And why does the blood suddenly boil?
How can I say and express how?
How do I feel when I'm in the fire of love?
A lover is a sunny eccentric,
With fire in the soul and flame in the blood.
