A collection of funny statuses and aphorisms about work.
I came to work to work. And not answer stupid questions - why am I sleeping here drunk...
On a working day, nothing brightens up the dial like the number 18.
While making her career, she was merciless - she went over the heads (sometimes over the heads).
I wrote my resume... I printed it out... I re-read it... I burst into tears... It’s a pity to hire such a person
Laziness is a natural human state. Those who cannot maintain this state work.
I'm sitting here, working. It’s strange - that’s why a 5-kopeck coin fits into the right nostril, but not into the left?
Favorite phrase of the authorities: “THERE ARE NO IRREPLACEABLE PEOPLE!” But as soon as it’s your turn to go on vacation, everything’s fucked up - you’re the only one!
ICQ is a flower on the grave of working time!
How hard it is to work when there is no boss... I don’t even go to smoke... I’m afraid I’ll go home!
How strange... Sometimes, in order for people to appreciate you, it’s enough just to leave...
It happens that one day in the morning you create a kind of vigorous activity, and then you get carried away and work all day...
I can’t stand while others are working…. I'll go lie down...
Usually, when I get completely annoyed with calls at work, I say: “Fuck you” - and pick up the phone. Today I mixed up the order...
I love going to work! And from work! But these 8 hours between walking are simply infuriating!
Previously, the Internet distracted from work, now work distracts from the Internet...
We worked and worked and worked and worked here for five minutes. Then we quickly rested for an hour.
Then, again for five minutes they worked and worked...
Doing nonsense in the workplace develops peripheral vision, hearing and alertness in general.
If you don't work, you have nothing to live on. If you work, you have no time to live!
The boss went completely wild, he wanted us to work for three. (It’s good that there were five of us!)
I study and work. I combine the unpleasant with the useless.
Leave me alone, work. I am sad…
If I go to work early, I'll catch her by surprise!
If you have no idea what kind of crap you're doing, call it analytical work.
If you're reading this, it means you don't have anything to do
The very first skill that a newbie in the office has to learn is to sleep with his eyes open.
Today I realized that I work as a musketeer - one for all!
Most of all, we get tired of unfinished work.
Choose a job you like, and you will never have to work a single day in your life
At work, all we talk about is sex! If there's ONLY talk going on, I'll quit!
I devoted myself to work. Not for love... For money...
Still, work gave me a lot. Before I had nothing, but now I have nothing and a twitching eye.
As soon as you sit down to work, someone will definitely wake you up...
From workaholic to alcoholic - five days.
A working day without a “couple of affectionate words” addressed to management is considered incomplete.
An experienced boss can tell by the sound of the keyboard what his subordinate is playing.
There is such a profession - sitting at work...
I leave work gradually... starting with lunch.
This is our way of coming to work without regaining consciousness.
What a bummer it is - to oversleep, but still not get enough sleep
I WANT A JOB!!! NO MONDAY!!! WITHOUT A BOSS!!! NO ALARM!!!
The work is not a wolf, but it’s still a bitch!!!
If walking the streets in blankets were traditional, getting up in the morning and going to work would be much easier.
And the more dubious the company, the more CEO
You're sitting at work on Odnoklassniki, suddenly you hear your boss's steps behind you and you start abruptly switching tabs: Twitter, Facebook, kittens, flowers, dating, swimsuits... WHERE IS THE WORK?!
I have never wanted to work as much in my life as I don’t want to now!..
I WANT A JOB LIKE SANTA'S CLAUS.....IN A DAY IN 364
I want to go home! That's basically all I do at work
The last stage of being overwhelmed at work from idleness: - So, sir.... Spam..... let's read.....
I prefer intellectual work to dull physical work.
All our employees in our department are promising. It's just that some people's prospects are not bright...
And our boss is a man of his word. And this word is redneck
Work is so exciting... I can literally sit for hours and watch someone work!
Labor ennobles a person and enriches the employer
I love my job very much, but not in such quantities. In general, it’s difficult to love something almost around the clock.
Smile: you are being removed!... from your position
The hardest job is on the socks. They really are on their feet all day.
I thought I wanted career growth, but it turned out that I just wanted money...
After what work did to me this week, she simply has to marry me...
Work is not a wolf... but, damn it, the boss is a wolf!
Yesterday I was looking for justice! Today I'm looking for a new job...
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oPYUSHA DKHYM VBVLH. iPFSH VSC IOSCH! FERETSH POB EEE Y ITBRIF, LBL UYCHSHCHK NETYO!
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lBCEPHUS, VBVLB UPVYTBEFUS DPNPC. UMBCHB RTHOH!
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xTPOYM ABOUT IPSKLH YLPOH. NPS NYULB CHETOKHMBUSH ABOUT NEUFP. LBCEPHUS, NSCH OBYUBEN OBIPDIFSH PVEIK SJSHL.
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ULBBBM LPPH, YuFP LPZFY MHYUYE CHUEZP FPYUBFUS P NSZLHA NEVEMSH. FERETSH UYDYF CH ЪBRETFPK LMBDPCHLE Y PTEF NBFETOSCHE YUBUFKHYLY P dPNPCHSHI. LUFBFY, OELPFPTSHCHE PUEOSH DBCE OYUEZP.
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iBIBMA UOSMY ZYRU. rTYIPDIM UEZPDOS. YYHYUBA BOBFPNYA. rYYKhF, YuFP PUEOSH MEZLP MPNBEFUS LMAYUYGB. ABOUT OEK Y PUFBOPCHYNUS.
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iPSKLB IPUEF ЪBCHEUFY UPVBLKH. LPF UUSCHF PE CHUEI UNSHCHUMBI Y KHZMBI. rPUNPFTYN, LFP LPZP...
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rPULPMSH'OKHMUS CH RTYIPTSEK. FERETSH YOBA, LFP VPMSHYE YURKHZBMUS. UFTBI PYUEOSH ULPMSHYLYK Y, PRTEDEMEOOP, RBIOEF UPVBYUSHYNY DETSHNPN.
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lPF PFNEYUBM DEOSH TBCHEDUYLB. nPMYUB. h ЪBUBDE.
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CHUE UPUFPSMPUSH. iBML ULBBM, YuFP OILBLYI FETTYFPTYBMSHOSCHI RTEFEOOYK H OEZP OEF, B CHUE, YuFP ON IPUEF - LFP DPTSYFSH DP UNETFY. lPF ЪБУИФБМ URYUPL UCHPYI FTEVPCHBOYK. ъBNEFYM, YuFP EUMY UMKHYBFSH EZP, ЪBLTSCHCH ZMBB, NPTsOP RTEDUFBCHYFSH, YuFP UMKHYBEYSH tsYTYOPCHULZP.
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lPF IPdyf RP DPNH LBL DENVEMSH. uPVBLECHYU PVTBEBEFUS L OENH OE YOBYUE, LBL "fPCHBTYE uFBTPUMHTSBEIK". fPF ЪB LFP PFDBEF ENKH NBUMP.
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OENPEOSCHK RETEZTSCH IBIBMA YOKHTLY. lBL CHYDOP RP DBFE, LFP ЪBOСMP NOPZP READING. pFICHBFYM, EUFEUFCHOOOP, LPF. uPVBLECHYU CHUA OPYUSH PFTSINBMUS.
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UOPCHB RTYIPDIM UBOFEIOIL. ULBBBM, YuFP RPUME RTPYMPZP TBBB ON VTPUIM RYFSH. with EZP RPЪDTBCHYM Y RPTsBM THLH. FERETSH BY EEE Y EUFSH VTPUIF.
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rTEDMPTSYM LPPH RPKFY EEE RPZHMSFSH. FPF UPUMBMUS ABOUT VPMSHOHA RSFLH. rTYYMPUSH PUFBFSHUS DPNB. pYUEOSH ULHYUOP. uFHYUBM RP VBFBTESN OEPDOPLTBFOP.
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rTYIPDYM UPUED. pFNSHM LPFB.
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YNB. DKHNBMY AT LPFPN, WHERE IS ENTERED PFNEYUBFSH OPCHSHCHK ZPD. TEYYMYMY, UFP ABOUT LHIOE.
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rTYIPDYM UPUED. pFNSHM LPFB.
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rTYIPDYM UPUED. ULBBBM ENKH, YuFP KH OBU CHUE OPTNBMSHOP. UPUED RPYEM PFNSCHBFSH YFBOSHCH.
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UFP? BNHC? ъB IBIBMS? oh bfp hce ummyylpn...
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I came to work to work. And not answer stupid questions - why am I sleeping here drunk...
IN Nothing brightens up a working day like the number 18.
D While pursuing a career, she was merciless - she went over the heads (sometimes over the heads).
N I wrote down my resume... I printed it out... I re-read it... I burst into tears... It’s a pity to hire such a person
L yen is the natural state of man. Those who cannot maintain this state work.
WITH I'm walking here, working. It’s strange - that’s why a 5-kopeck coin fits into the right nostril, but not into the left?
L Favorite phrase of the authorities: “THERE ARE NO IRREPLACEABLE PEOPLE!” But as soon as it’s your turn to go on vacation, everything’s fucked up - you’re the only one!
ICQ- this is a flower on the grave of working time!
TO It’s so hard to work when there’s no boss... I don’t even go to smoke... I’m afraid I’ll go home!
TO so strange... Sometimes, in order for people to appreciate you, it’s enough just to leave...
IN It happens that one day in the morning you create the appearance of vigorous activity, and then you get carried away and work all day...
N I can’t stand while others are working…. I'll go lie down...
ABOUT Usually, when I get really annoyed with calls at work, I say, “Fuck you,” and pick up the phone. Today I mixed up the order...
ABOUT I love going to work! And from work! But these 8 hours between walking are simply infuriating!
R The Internet used to distract from work, now work distracts from the Internet...
M We worked and worked and worked and worked here for five minutes. Then we quickly rested for an hour.
Then, again for five minutes they worked and worked...
Z engaging in nonsense in the workplace develops peripheral vision, hearing and vigilance in general
N If you work, you have nothing to live on. If you work, you have no time to live!
N The boss went completely wild, he wanted us to work for three. (It’s good that there were five of us!)
I I study and work. I combine the unpleasant with the useless.
ABOUT put me down, work. I am sad…
P If I go to work early, I’ll catch her by surprise!
E If you have no idea what crap you're doing, call it analytical work.
E If you're reading this, it means you don't have anything to do
WITH The very first skill that a newbie in the office has to learn is to sleep with his eyes open.
WITH Today I realized that I work as a musketeer - one for all!
B Most of all, we get tired of unfinished work.
IN Choose a job you like, and you will never have to work a single day in your life
N and at work all we talk about is sex! If there's ONLY talk going on, I'll quit!
ABOUT I devoted myself to work. Not for love... For money...
IN Still, work gave me a lot. Before I had nothing, but now I have nothing and a twitching eye.
T As soon as you sit down to work, someone will definitely wake you up...
ABOUT from a workaholic to an alcoholic - five days.
R a workday without a “couple of affectionate words” addressed to management is considered incomplete.
ABOUT An experienced boss can tell by the sound of the keyboard what his subordinate is playing.
E There is such a profession - sitting at work...
WITH I leave work gradually... starting from lunch.
E then in our opinion - without regaining consciousness, come to work.
TO what a bummer it is - to oversleep, but still not get enough sleep
X AWESOME WORK!!! NO MONDAY!!! WITHOUT A BOSS!!! NO ALARM!!!
R She's not a wolf, but she's still a bitch!!!
E If walking the streets in blankets were traditional, getting up in the morning and going to work would be much easier.
AND the more dubious the company, the more CEO
WITH you're walking at work on Odnoklassniki, suddenly you hear your boss's footsteps behind you and you start abruptly switching tabs: Twitter, Facebook, kittens, flowers, dating, swimsuits... WHERE IS THE WORK?!
IN I never wanted to work as much in my life as I don’t want to now!..
X I FEEL LIKE SANTA'S CLAUS' JOB.....A DAY IN 364
D I want to wash it! That's basically all I do at work
P the last stage of being overwhelmed at work from idleness: - So, sir.... Spam..... let's read.....
T I prefer intellectual work over physical work.
U All our employees in the department are promising. It's just that some people's prospects are not bright...
A Our boss is a man of his word. And this word is redneck
T rud is so fascinating... I can literally sit for hours and watch someone work!
T ores ennobles a person and enriches an employer
I I really love my job, but not in such quantities. In general, it’s difficult to love something almost around the clock.
U smile: you are being removed!... from your position
WITH Socks have the hardest job. They really are on their feet all day.
I I thought I wanted career growth, but it turned out that I just wanted money...
P After what work did to me this week, she just has to marry me...
R The work is not a wolf... but, damn it, the boss is a wolf!
IN Chera was looking for justice! Today I'm looking for a new job...
